Buddy Can You Spare a £ or a $?
I have decided that I don't want to work anymore. I want to be independently wealthy and the lottery ticket thing is not working (although actually buying them might increase my chances of winning). Neither is the 'hoping I will come home to a letter telling me I have earned/won/inherited a billion-trillion dollars' thing. So I am thinking about begging - all I want is one pound from everyone in London. I am worth a pound aren't I? You would give me a pound, wouldn't you?
