Where's Waldo?

As Gabe Kaplan (obscure age and nationality related reference - look it up)sometimes says - I went away, but I am back now. Well not back as in back in the UK, but I will be soon. I have booked my ticket. I will be back in Sunny Ol' England on 4 October. Hope you will recognise me as I have spent the summer sitting on ass and eating and my ass as well as the rest of me has expanded considerably. I will definitely require more ass-kicking about attending the gym. As well, my hair is a different colour, so good luck spotting me!