How Dumb Do You Have To Be To Be Considered Dumb?

I am sure Angela will be able to give a more entertaining version of events once she has calmed down but the poor thing is in exile in the office due to the fact that her pretty but stupid dog got sprayed by a skunk for the THIRD time. One would think he would learn after all the suffering it entails each time he gets sprayed but no.

This one sounds particularly nice as to quote Angela directly - "He got it right in the face, again, so there was vomiting and grossness from both of us since he was on the leash at the time."

Angela has advised me that none of the old wives tale or internet remedies work so don't bother suggesting fixes. Just give her sympathy and try not to laugh like I am.