RIP Sal (The Fish Not The Flatmate)

The death occurred sometime before 9:43pm on Tuesday 8 March 2004 of beloved Sal the goldfish at her home on Sidney Road, St. Margarets. Funeral services were held in the bathroom of said residence. Interment followed immediately (after two flushes just in case)in the Mogden Sewage Works, Isleworth. Sal is survived by tankmates Finger and Laurel or Hardy (we can't remember which one it is).

The funeral was attended by Sally, Christine and Derryth. Words were said by Christine with the flushing performed by Sally.

The author really hopes that the fact that we ate fish pie (man it was yummy) for dinner before discovering the unfortunate occurrence was not a contributory factor or in poor taste.