Arrrgggghhhhh
I realise this has become a bit of an obsession but ugggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!
So You Think You're Safe...
In the Garden: Ever set fire to your house whilst having a BBQ? Every electrocuted yourself mowing the lawn?
The Bathroom: Ever come face to face with a rat in the loo? Had a bathroom accident? Drop your hairdryer in the bath?
On Holiday: Has an infected insect bite ruined your life? Been involved in a holiday accident?
At Work:Has your office got Sick Building Syndrome? Been injured at work? How hazardous is your job?
Keeping Fit: Ever had an accident at the gym? Caught anything nasty from the swimming pool?
Eating: Have you ever been poisoned? Ever choked on your food? Got a food addiction?
At Christmas: Has your Xmas tree ever set fire to your house? Ever been strangled by your fairy lights?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
P.S. I wrote my resume today. No, I haven't been to the gym. Gotta ease into these things!
So You Think You're Safe...
In the Garden: Ever set fire to your house whilst having a BBQ? Every electrocuted yourself mowing the lawn?
The Bathroom: Ever come face to face with a rat in the loo? Had a bathroom accident? Drop your hairdryer in the bath?
On Holiday: Has an infected insect bite ruined your life? Been involved in a holiday accident?
At Work:Has your office got Sick Building Syndrome? Been injured at work? How hazardous is your job?
Keeping Fit: Ever had an accident at the gym? Caught anything nasty from the swimming pool?
Eating: Have you ever been poisoned? Ever choked on your food? Got a food addiction?
At Christmas: Has your Xmas tree ever set fire to your house? Ever been strangled by your fairy lights?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
P.S. I wrote my resume today. No, I haven't been to the gym. Gotta ease into these things!
3 Comments:
Ever fallen off a ladder while painting and manage to both hit yourself in the head with a paint covered roller, possibly causing brain damage, and step in the paint filled tray, which, of course, causes the dog to run over to investigate, thus making the resulting mess even worse?
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Angela, at 6:03 p.m.
No dog was involved but Sally can confirm that I did manage to paint very large portions of the carpet. She says thank God for rugs and I say thank God for shampoo and paint does not wash out of clothes like it washes off of skin.
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Christine, at 12:33 a.m.
If you were a working girl you might not have the time off to go to Dubai. Therefore why look yet? Boy am I envious of this holiday. Happy Easter!
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Anonymous, at 12:27 a.m.
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