Sven-troversy

Rant 5 - This probably won't mean much to anyone not living in the UK or Sweden but I need to get this off my chest.  Who gives a **** (insert your own four letter word here depending on how much you care) who Sven Goran Eriksson sleeps with?  Not me but apparently everyone in the UK or so the tabloids would have you think.  Does it really matter that he may nor may have not slept with some lady from the FA, FIFA, FBI, FYI or whatever.  Last time I checked, you used you brain not your penis (insert your own men's brain joke here) to coach a football/soccer team.  If he was sleeping with the players then maybe I could understand.  But then the players such a naive lot - they have only been accused of cheating on their wives, raping women, beating up their wives/girlfriends, and none of them ever sleep with fans or date 'glamour' models.   Actually, the more I think about it, it does make sense - I bet Sven was off having a quickie during Euro 2004 - if only he had used his penis to coach the team!

Keeping with the theme - maybe I should find a footballer to sleep with and then tell all and then hire Max Clifford.  Rebecca Loos (one of the girls claiming to have slept with David Beckham) has just gotten a record deal and is now a minor 'celebrity'.  In total, she has earned almost £1,000,000.   What sort of country am I living in?  If a girl in Canada tried to sell an 'I slept with -insert famous hockey player here-' story to the press, she would be lucky to get $20 in Canadian Tire money.