Chicken and egg

Nothing interesting to report but I have realised that if I tell everything that has happened here, I won't have anything to talk about on the phone. And, all you know how much I like talking on the phone.

Yesterday while driving back from Cheltenham, I encountered a few Mercedes (not sure how to pluralise this - Steve? Pete?).

Rant 3 - If I bought a Mercedes would I start to drive like a wanker? Do you have to be predisposed to driving like idiot to buy a Mercedes or do you drive like an idiot because you have purchased one? Chicken and egg I guess.

If any of you are planning on buying a Mercedes, here are a few things you should practice;
1. Driving to the head of the line and cutting in.
2. Changing lanes without looking out for other cars - apparently signalling means that everyone else must get out of your way.
3. Hanging on the tail of the car ahead of you until they get out of the way then taking 20 minutes to pass.
4. Smoking, drinking, talking on the phone, reading a map and eating a sandwich while driving 120mph down the motorway.

Good luck. In the meantime, I will stick to my Golf and promise to only cut in if it is an emergency and limit myself to only talking on the phone, drinking and putting on makeup while driving down the motorway.